tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55580783357202330362024-02-20T16:45:07.184-08:00Eating the CatI am Craig. If you write, Craig Am I, and squish it all together, it sort of means friend of Craig in French, as Ami, is the word for Friend in French. I muse about eating cats in jest only. I don't think I have ever eaten a cat. In fact, I really like cats. They are quite good with sweet and sour sauce.Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.comBlogger416125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-45357147029013574272007-12-21T08:52:00.000-08:002007-12-21T08:53:46.895-08:00Closed<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;">End of Blog</span></span><br /><br />It was fun doing this blog, for a while, however, with the information overload I find it redundant posting funny stuff that has been posted a couple of million times before.<br /><br />On top of it all, there is the time factor.<br /><br />Thank you for tuning in and have a nice day.<br /><br />CraigCraighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-38734096553838504722007-12-10T20:08:00.003-08:002007-12-10T20:09:26.552-08:00Do I look fat in this?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_J0ot1sFqJmkghkReZ9r2uHSUcnbxStncYePHvfvaMjh4h195WzMTUkxcsYd9iAnEPetwkzlY3LweCY-NiGaaVo_GIxjUeUU9bMSAmJjQWxacCEoH86MbCA2EqhRvEsbZkKYXrZQ6nY9w/s1600-h/anim022.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; 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We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.'<br /><br /> I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'<br /><br /> She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.' 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!<br /><br /> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.<br /><br /> Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' <br /><br />So I hung up …Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-373046464187960852007-11-25T20:09:00.001-08:002007-11-25T20:09:37.933-08:00The Congress of America<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1194729277"><param name="flashvars" value="key=26b0d09397"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=26b0d09397" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1194729277" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26b0d09397">Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 2, 2007</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-76313659283717231652007-11-25T10:20:00.000-08:002007-11-25T10:22:51.257-08:00Dogs Cows and Cats<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvyaFXol4LEZSYX17hTngpAmauSi1WvTYdlbgZJwLwijG13GfaCf6hov8PWF4jDgfQuMLNWQ0F3nlMwbW11Qw6D2TdOmccG8z-nyMEw2xbJC4HGHOKppOwWghGvIoWb3ytdJ74-vjAOPUh/s1600-h/pic_100442001185142057.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvyaFXol4LEZSYX17hTngpAmauSi1WvTYdlbgZJwLwijG13GfaCf6hov8PWF4jDgfQuMLNWQ0F3nlMwbW11Qw6D2TdOmccG8z-nyMEw2xbJC4HGHOKppOwWghGvIoWb3ytdJ74-vjAOPUh/s400/pic_100442001185142057.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136845074498935074" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgQW4YHDxdEwzAuT3yLU0NQBCDGzvhouaZP1RdjOXEEi6-B6Mv4imIQ_HTh3OozbCw3G2PWx0hMX7XckmNvsGXOsP23vBbsU5rkZhBJIdkUtgjZVRi9sjrE0Y4QGLY11XiyWFBqQbjSQuf/s1600-h/pic_709961001189439327.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgQW4YHDxdEwzAuT3yLU0NQBCDGzvhouaZP1RdjOXEEi6-B6Mv4imIQ_HTh3OozbCw3G2PWx0hMX7XckmNvsGXOsP23vBbsU5rkZhBJIdkUtgjZVRi9sjrE0Y4QGLY11XiyWFBqQbjSQuf/s400/pic_709961001189439327.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136844928470046994" border="0" /></a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-35296175508711513362007-11-24T18:20:00.001-08:002007-11-24T18:20:34.852-08:00Light on? or off?<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/938322/721_claps_per_second.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /> <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/938322/721_claps_per_second/">721 Claps Per Second - video powered by Metacafe</a></span>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-69788727480153681662007-11-24T18:11:00.001-08:002007-11-24T18:12:59.728-08:00Love me, I'm ugly<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcNsM2aKUJtWpaAPJ5vW8pRUm6o_lqWjz3x5Z9rjsFAWfPNTor3vWCb87ldOayUigF74BC0FLhApBmzTF8Q1EVAfXvjB8S22TpdRtggpxR0x3t_RyATY2SN_rNiQqtdaLqHNaIYlgQiTq8/s1600-h/UgLee.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcNsM2aKUJtWpaAPJ5vW8pRUm6o_lqWjz3x5Z9rjsFAWfPNTor3vWCb87ldOayUigF74BC0FLhApBmzTF8Q1EVAfXvjB8S22TpdRtggpxR0x3t_RyATY2SN_rNiQqtdaLqHNaIYlgQiTq8/s400/UgLee.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136595180416751874" border="0" /></a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-44336695326000907792007-11-24T18:10:00.001-08:002007-11-24T18:11:48.072-08:00pi tatoo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4kVJ9N6iIS3bButI9Od93T9WB_m7P3OlPLKBcyu1LdpiXuSfaBwlJx9cY6mTF1dDv9G30jFKKfqD-8pG3EoiHZ_VqrWu9Dk9BDbfUtJL3gHTVe3Tyjg8c9NHWse75hulBu9DZYBm-CAzg/s1600-h/pi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4kVJ9N6iIS3bButI9Od93T9WB_m7P3OlPLKBcyu1LdpiXuSfaBwlJx9cY6mTF1dDv9G30jFKKfqD-8pG3EoiHZ_VqrWu9Dk9BDbfUtJL3gHTVe3Tyjg8c9NHWse75hulBu9DZYBm-CAzg/s400/pi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136594888358975730" border="0" /></a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-49892043811350427402007-11-21T12:27:00.000-08:002007-11-21T12:28:00.330-08:00Doctor Doctor<p class="beige11"><b>1.</b> A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.<br /><i> Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>2.</b> At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.<br /><i> Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>3.</b> One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."<br /><i> Submitted by! Dr. Susan Steinberg</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>4.</b> During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one? " I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six ours and now I'm running out of places to put It!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.<br /><i> Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>5.</b> While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion She answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."<br /><i> Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>6.</b> I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."<br /><i> Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>7.</b> A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."<br /><i> Submitted by RN no name</i></p> <p class="beige11"><b>8.</b> As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"<br /> She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar MeyerWiener'!".<br /><i> Dr. wouldn't submit his name</i></p>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-22574427711647397552007-11-21T09:20:00.000-08:002007-11-21T09:21:48.283-08:00Vista -- The new Melenium<a href="http://www.cnet.com/windows-vista.html">Vista or Mac Ad, depending on how you look at it.</a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-71052431116834771732007-11-20T16:20:00.001-08:002007-11-20T16:20:47.191-08:00Got Style<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix_5VVyTEwBaMPRG3Gbm_EHT8lkfxguiBqu2REHK1PUjHVHhZz47TqI34_jFhwhP8T1ga2vUxY4v93hdrDmbl0-ebJu9CX8XMfWh6OxIld85G_TPmV6iKx5CCN6UvXC7eB75sD3-lUMPK_/s1600-h/3813-450x-sweet_words_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix_5VVyTEwBaMPRG3Gbm_EHT8lkfxguiBqu2REHK1PUjHVHhZz47TqI34_jFhwhP8T1ga2vUxY4v93hdrDmbl0-ebJu9CX8XMfWh6OxIld85G_TPmV6iKx5CCN6UvXC7eB75sD3-lUMPK_/s400/3813-450x-sweet_words_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135081917409482978" border="0" /></a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-46564232820171807382007-11-20T16:18:00.000-08:002007-11-20T16:20:03.233-08:00No Motivation allowed<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm1Y1NDCiY_5KCF-UC19Pdt9HNMYYa_NOZTiKHzV8HL-a5v1S1WFs1D1NeqdhQRZSQPto1YdhajC1wR-pVccUToM4dIiMCV2jMmuE9knjCJ9o8w3544KsDuRqNNqoMy3dfPE4giU5zAT84/s1600-h/aaStopSmoking.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm1Y1NDCiY_5KCF-UC19Pdt9HNMYYa_NOZTiKHzV8HL-a5v1S1WFs1D1NeqdhQRZSQPto1YdhajC1wR-pVccUToM4dIiMCV2jMmuE9knjCJ9o8w3544KsDuRqNNqoMy3dfPE4giU5zAT84/s400/aaStopSmoking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135081633941641426" border="0" /></a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558078335720233036.post-2324293605528039992007-11-20T16:17:00.000-08:002007-11-20T16:18:22.916-08:00Diet WHAT!!??<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPCmSopFhkZwI8EgaH6_kLP2bK3uKR_qj0pR-kVSc80vNux5EmZnNMgl7WxzAPw1owKohw6TxWx46EHY9i58OnpBs5aNGoZKHtqEkKAlHENgT4Wy_NVR0nTqh6wCCkZwOJ9VVBzEtI9FcW/s1600-h/diaet+wasser.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPCmSopFhkZwI8EgaH6_kLP2bK3uKR_qj0pR-kVSc80vNux5EmZnNMgl7WxzAPw1owKohw6TxWx46EHY9i58OnpBs5aNGoZKHtqEkKAlHENgT4Wy_NVR0nTqh6wCCkZwOJ9VVBzEtI9FcW/s400/diaet+wasser.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5135081307524126914" /></a>Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06908583397761193156noreply@blogger.com0