The Love of Cats

I had a cat come and visit for a month. The month lasted five. The cat was presumed fixed, when in fact she was very fertile, somewhat akin to a teenager.

She shredded my house. Her owner skipped out on the bill. My love for cats is somewhat extremely diminished to nil.

I ran over a cat last night. Not to worry, it was sleeping in the middle of the road and my tires never touched it, I wouldn't want to get any blood on my truck.