Husband Store

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York
City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go

up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor
and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Please leave the building.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a
New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.


The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The third through sixth floors have never been visited.