Do I look fat in this?

Labels: Eating the cat
I am Craig. If you write, Craig Am I, and squish it all together, it sort of means friend of Craig in French, as Ami, is the word for Friend in French. I muse about eating cats in jest only. I don't think I have ever eaten a cat. In fact, I really like cats. They are quite good with sweet and sour sauce.
Labels: Eating the cat, random
What might have started out as a pet, or perhaps a meal waiting to happen can turn into a devastating missile flying through the air at break neck speed with long pointy toe nails that will shred you and your furniture into tiny little bits.
Why people do this to themselves I do not know.
After you wash the cat, be sure to either dry it, or eat it.
Labels: Eating the cat
Labels: Eating the cat, Reality