New Whine -- err Wine from Walmart

Wal-Mart will soon offer its own brands of wine, and has been doing customer surveys to determine the most attractive names for wines that'll range from $5 to $8 in price.

In ascending order of popularity, the top surveyed names were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante